The Ultimate Realtor Survival Kit (Bundle)

$74.99

Because some deals require caffeine, cardio, and a little damage control.

This bundle is for the real estate pros who’ve seen it all β€” from pre-approval meltdowns to mid-staging crises and clients ghosting after 5,000 showings. Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite agent (or treating yourself after a wild closing), this trio is your new must-have.

πŸ’Ό What’s Inside:

πŸ”‘ "I’m Sorry for What I Said When We Were in Escrow" Keychain

🧒 "Staging is My Cardio" Hat

πŸ₯€ "I Told My Broker About You" Stanley Cup

Whether you're grinding through back-to-back showings or just want to look like the boss you are at your next open house, this bundle keeps you stylish, sane, and slightly sarcastic.

πŸ“¦ Perfect for:

  • Closing gifts (for the agent or client who’s earned it)

  • Real estate besties

  • Treating yo’ self β€” because that deal didn’t close itself

Add to cart. Earn your commission in style. πŸ‘πŸ’…

Because some deals require caffeine, cardio, and a little damage control.

This bundle is for the real estate pros who’ve seen it all β€” from pre-approval meltdowns to mid-staging crises and clients ghosting after 5,000 showings. Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite agent (or treating yourself after a wild closing), this trio is your new must-have.

πŸ’Ό What’s Inside:

πŸ”‘ "I’m Sorry for What I Said When We Were in Escrow" Keychain

🧒 "Staging is My Cardio" Hat

πŸ₯€ "I Told My Broker About You" Stanley Cup

Whether you're grinding through back-to-back showings or just want to look like the boss you are at your next open house, this bundle keeps you stylish, sane, and slightly sarcastic.

πŸ“¦ Perfect for:

  • Closing gifts (for the agent or client who’s earned it)

  • Real estate besties

  • Treating yo’ self β€” because that deal didn’t close itself

Add to cart. Earn your commission in style. 🏑πŸ’